1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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