You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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