Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
