thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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