i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize