I wannas sexs uuuuu
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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