u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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