scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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