your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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