No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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