Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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