Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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