Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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