I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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