No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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