Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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