Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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