i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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