Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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