I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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