Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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