Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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