My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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