He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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