when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
now i know why i became what i already was.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
