I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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