you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He's on the porch naked. Help.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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