it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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