He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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