Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
How drunk are you?
Completed.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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