That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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