and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
