You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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