I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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