HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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