Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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