So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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