Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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