Sry I called you an 8
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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