I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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