so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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