belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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