there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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