Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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