does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
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