I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
