i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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