I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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