awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize