Me. At least after what I've been through.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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