your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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