I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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