yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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