hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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