If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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