I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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