i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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